However, In order to assure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric staple gun and fasten your trousers securely in place around your waist.
Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
People tell me that when they see him in public he's always glancing over his shoulder with this terrified look on his face. Lulu, my pet Burmese python got our of her cage the other day and I haven't been able to find her.
If you want to know how this began, go read her story, and be sure to review it. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Consider this powerful description from 1 Corinthians 13:4-8: Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
Application to Date my Daughter NOTE: If you have answered any of the previous questions dishonestly (and I will find out), discontinue application. If your application is approved, you will be contacted in writing.
Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips.